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[mrfuckwit]

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[nightcalling]

anyone can make jokes akira-kun
and anyone can sleep around
sometimes the cute girls that look super innocent are the freakiest ones, you know?

but nah you're right
vampires are mad horny hahahaha
it's the easiest way to catch bites after all, right? i mean. think about it
if you drag a guy home with you and he falls asleep...
and he's all tired out from a night of
loooong
strenuous
activity...

it's easier to sneak a little bite in, right?

[mrfuckwit]

I guess so...
but you didn't do that to me. I'm kind of disappointed, actually. You just asked me and I said yes!

_{[ what is this fuckboy behavior ]}

[nightcalling]

ohhh?
what's this, little akira-kun?
i thought you said i wasn't your type
not enough "swelling," riiiiight?

could it be you've thought about that night since we got here?

[mrfuckwit]

You're not my type, it's true. You're very flat.

_{[ the honesty... ]}

But seduction is hot!

_{[ ]}

And I can just focus on your face.

_{[ HORRIBLE.. ]}

[nightcalling]

maybe you're not my type either, boy
not "swollen" enough
what do you think about that?

[ OHHHHH IT'S A DICK JOKE. SHE'S GOIN' FOR THE DICK JOKES ]

you're right though. about two things
one: seduction is ABSOLUTELY hot!
it's the hottest thing of all!
and two: i have a great face! thank you for noticing

[mrfuckwit]

You’re welcome!
And yeah, your face is pretty.

_{[ dick joke goes ignored ]}

[nightcalling]

yeah, that's the spirit!!
you've got a pretty nice face too you know
you'd fit right in with us!! uehehehe

[mrfuckwit]

Alright. Next time we meet... hand stuff! ✋ 🍑

_{[ why.. why is this so awkward.. ]}

See you.

_{[ ??????? he's new to texting so he guesses you say bye like you do on the phone but i'm also trying to wrap up my threads.. no sense in lying..... ]}

aaand wrap

[nightcalling]

see you
👉👌