well. yeah? cmon man it's not that weird i told you i don't stick around humans for very long right? and sex seems like a real good way to make them stick close
I didn't say it was weird.. it just surprised me with how forward you are.. and the crude jokes you make. Also.. it's kind of expected that vampires are kind of slutty and sleep around, but your explanation makes more sense.
anyone can make jokes akira-kun and anyone can sleep around sometimes the cute girls that look super innocent are the freakiest ones, you know?
but nah you're right vampires are mad horny hahahaha it's the easiest way to catch bites after all, right? i mean. think about it if you drag a guy home with you and he falls asleep... and he's all tired out from a night of loooong strenuous activity...
maybe you're not my type either, boy not "swollen" enough what do you think about that?
[ OHHHHH IT'S A DICK JOKE. SHE'S GOIN' FOR THE DICK JOKES ]
you're right though. about two things one: seduction is ABSOLUTELY hot! it's the hottest thing of all! and two: i have a great face! thank you for noticing
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... I guess it would be cool to just kind of let loose once in awhile and not worry about social expectations. We are in Hell, after all.
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if you ever want to, you know where to find me
the nights are long, and there's always something to do
1/2
The next time I see you, I'll kiss you, then!
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As friends. You got it? Just friends.
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and that's all it is, just friends!
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As friends.
[ Oh no. He's getting all demon-excited....
even ashu doesn't know what that means... ]
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sure
can!
[ NONE OF US KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS POINT PAST EVERYTHING BEING A DISASTER ]
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As friends!!
[ WOAH THERE NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT... ]
cw: SIGHS. SEX TALK WITH A MINOR
but also not that one with me at least
i kinda made a teensy weensy promise about that already ehehe......
and i'm such a delicate maiden, you know?
so
hand stuff as friends??
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You made a promise to someone? Like you’re saving yourself for someone?
…
You’re a virgin?
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cmon man it's not that weird
i told you i don't stick around humans for very long right? and sex seems like a real good way to make them stick close
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Also.. it's kind of expected that vampires are kind of slutty and sleep around, but your explanation makes more sense.
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and anyone can sleep around
sometimes the cute girls that look super innocent are the freakiest ones, you know?
but nah you're right
vampires are mad horny hahahaha
it's the easiest way to catch bites after all, right? i mean. think about it
if you drag a guy home with you and he falls asleep...
and he's all tired out from a night of
loooong
strenuous
activity...
it's easier to sneak a little bite in, right?
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but you didn't do that to me. I'm kind of disappointed, actually. You just asked me and I said yes!
[ what is this fuckboy behavior ]
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what's this, little akira-kun?
i thought you said i wasn't your type
not enough "swelling," riiiiight?
could it be you've thought about that night since we got here?
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[ the honesty... ]
But seduction is hot!
[
And I can just focus on your face.
[ HORRIBLE.. ]
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not "swollen" enough
what do you think about that?
[ OHHHHH IT'S A DICK JOKE. SHE'S GOIN' FOR THE DICK JOKES ]
you're right though. about two things
one: seduction is ABSOLUTELY hot!
it's the hottest thing of all!
and two: i have a great face! thank you for noticing
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And yeah, your face is pretty.
[ dick joke goes ignored ]
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you've got a pretty nice face too you know
you'd fit right in with us!! uehehehe
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[ why.. why is this so awkward.. ]
See you.
[ ??????? he's new to texting so he guesses you say bye like you do on the phone but i'm also trying to wrap up my threads.. no sense in lying..... ]
aaand wrap
👉👌