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不動明 AKIRA (intensely stares) FUDOU ([personal profile] mrfuckwit) wrote2022-09-12 06:29 pm

( LABYRINTHUM. ) INBOX

im on my phone when i made this ill make it pretty later
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gift!

[personal profile] mahoraga 2023-01-23 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Left on Akira's bed is a neatly folded garment. When he opens it up, he will note that this is a red cloak with a hood that is in his size. Megumi has some money from his work in the library now, so.

There's a note in very neat handwriting. ]


Wear it out.

Or else.
[ No signature but it's pretty clear who this has come from. ]
Edited 2023-01-23 23:01 (UTC)
nutkick: @maerad ;dnt (1)

un: pochita (voice)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ incoming call at midnight.

what's with denji and calling people at stupid hours? ]
nutkick: (17 - 8xrZYp8)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, you're always breathing heavy on the phone ...

[ a normal person would ask 'are you okay?' but— what's the point of asking in this mundane village? nothing ever happens here. (or that's what denji thinks!) ]

About that bet ... Aurora is off-limits. For both of us. Be gross with someone else.
Edited 2023-02-03 17:23 (UTC)
nutkick: (6 - 1LXfaxT)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ luckily, denji won't ask. nightmares are normal. it's part of going through this miserable life; so akira gets no sympathy. ]

She is the most beautiful, innocent, kindhearted girl I have ever seen. She will not be dragged into this competition. Before you hit on anyone, ask for their name first.

If it's her— you walk away.
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[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's a pause. how can he explain this? it's a tough one. ]

I don't know. She is really kind, and this bet is kinda gross to be used on someone like her.

[ BUT THE OTHER GIRLS HERE ARE A-OKAY. denji ............. ]
nutkick: (4 - V5uo7iD)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not that ...

[ but whatever. denji gave up on the idea of figuring it out himself. let's add this to the list of 'emotions' he doesn't quite understand and move on.

he's just glad akira is not being stubborn about it. ]


Got a date yet?
nutkick: (24 - mQojnMm)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-03 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fuck. ]

It counts if you guys kiss at the end of the date.

[ he just made that up on the spot because he's jealous akira is getting girls already! but, it does make sense too.

because- ]


Otherwise, you and I have been dating for a while now.
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[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-04 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just explaining shit to you! It's only a date if you smooch it out.

[ setting an example here! denji groaned miserably; how did this bushy, hairy dude get a date already? damn.

but— but wait. what the fuck did he say at the end? ]


.... What do you mean you can like both?
nutkick: (11 - SIhh6s9)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-05 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a long, long pause.







and then, quietly. ]


.... You're lying.
nutkick: (1 - nB7zAWV)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-05 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. I'm super eager too, but like ... how can you be into two different 'parts'? This is totally a lie. That's some dumb magazine you've been reading.

[ the toxicity of this conversation is wild. someone educate these fools!! ]

That's no excuse. Drop some leftovers.

[ nice try. ]
nutkick: (32 - 4a64Xhy)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-05 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .... ] Sounds like you're one of them.

[ yeah, he said it. dropped it hot and heavy because denji isn't intrigued at all, while he can sense the other is having an odd sexual awakening. however, the difference is— he now believes akira is 100% gay but doesn't know it yet.

oh, that date will be fun. ]


Yeah, we'll see about that.
nutkick: (22 - nQA3gqn)

[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-05 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, right. Says the guy who thinks the body of women and men is the same ...

[ there is no way for akira to redeem himself after that one. not that denji cares if he's gay. food is food. ]

All teasing aside ... I hope you get a nice smooch. I'm not a hater, you know. Someone should get some action around here.
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[personal profile] nutkick 2023-02-06 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I always go after what I want. I'm no hater, but I'm fucking selfish.

[ he grins to himself. as if that's something to be proud of. ]

Cool. I'll let you return to your nightmares now.
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backdated!!

[personal profile] unalign 2023-02-26 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ akira will find a box outside their cottage with his name on the card.

when he opens it, he'll find chocolates in the shape of rabbits covered in a smattering of colors. it's unfortunately not filled, but it'll be an assortment of milk, chocolate and white.
]

if you want someone to talk to, you know where to find me.

~lumine