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im on my phone when i made this ill make it pretty later

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I'm just explaining shit to you! It's only a date if you smooch it out.

[ setting an example here! denji groaned miserably; how did this bushy, hairy dude get a date already? damn.

but— but wait. what the fuck did he say at the end? ]

.... What do you mean you can like both?

_{[ chicks dig the side burns; maybe don’t judge him for having them next time. Akira’s voice sound thoughtful over the phone. ]}

Yeah, I read about it in a magazine once..

_{[ what magazines is he reading… ]}

But I don’t know. Kind of sounds fake, doesn’t it? I guess it makes sense some people like both if some people like the same and some like the opposite.

_{[ Akira knows in his heart it’s definitely a real thing because.. well. He’s maybe looked at a guy or two before. ]}

[ a long, long pause.

and then, quietly. ]

.... You're lying.

Hey, I am just saying what the magazine says. Those people? Probably super horny too. What.. like one gender wasn’t enough for you?

_{[ Akira laughs lightly then pauses for a moment before speaking: ]}

Anyway, I can’t come over tomorrow cause I’ll be on my date, but we can have dinner the day after.

_{[ im… ]}

Nah. I'm super eager too, but like ... how can you be into two different 'parts'? This is totally a lie. That's some dumb magazine you've been reading.

[ the toxicity of this conversation is wild. someone educate these fools!! ]

That's no excuse. Drop some leftovers.

[ nice try. ]

Well, when you think about it.. guys and girls share a lot of similar traits. Humans have a general body structure.. they both have asses.. warm skin.. lips.. hair to pull.. the differences are kind of minor, right? Just a dick or pussy.. boobs or pecs..

_{[ why is he kind of realizing something here.. ]}

Haha but yeah, it’s probably just a myth.. people put all sorts of shocking stuff in magazines now.

_{[ he’s fidgeting?? At least Denji can’t see it. ]}

Nah, I’ll be too busy smooching girls to worry about giving you anything, hehehe.

_{[ He’s teasing. He’s saying this but he will absolutely drop something off for his homie. ]}

[ .... ] Sounds like you're one of them.

[ yeah, he said it. dropped it hot and heavy because denji isn't intrigued at all, while he can sense the other is having an odd sexual awakening. however, the difference is— he now believes akira is 100% gay but doesn't know it yet.

oh, that date will be fun. ]

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Hey, at least I have a date and you don’t! Maybe you’re waiting around for some guy you think is hot. If anything, you’re the suspicious one here.

_{[ But he’s not out right denying it. The fact he gave Gojo a good look over is still making him reel. Denji can never know about that. ]}

I’ll be sure to send you photographic proof of me and Lumi-chan macking on each other.

Yeah, right. Says the guy who thinks the body of women and men is the same ...

[ there is no way for akira to redeem himself after that one. not that denji cares if he's gay. food is food. ]

All teasing aside ... I hope you get a nice smooch. I'm not a hater, you know. Someone should get some action around here.

_{[ He’s kind of surprised that Denji is cheering him on. The blonde seemed so disgruntled with Akira’s presence at first. ]}

Oh..

_{[ He hadn’t meant for that sound to escape his lips, but.. ]}

I feel the same way, though. You should go after what you want! Follow your dreams and shit. And if that means getting a girlfriend I think you should go for it.

Try going for Aurora if you like her.

Don't worry. I always go after what I want. I'm no hater, but I'm fucking selfish.

[ he grins to himself. as if that's something to be proud of. ]

Cool. I'll let you return to your nightmares now.

_{[ and then, mimicking Denji: ]}

Cool. I'll let you return to being a dateless loser. Hahahaha.

_{[ FONDLY. ]}

G'night, Denji-kun!

_{[ CLICK. ]}

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